Funny Breakup Mug: "This Mug Has A Handle" - Petty Gift

funny mug – “this mug has a handle (unlike him)” – petty breakup gift for the emotionally damaged but thriving
Finally, something in your life that’s present, reliable, and doesn’t accuse you of cheating for wearing mascara.

This mug has everything your ex didn’t: consistency, emotional stability, and an actual handle. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while pouring wine into a coffee cup.

what’s printed:
it’s here.
it’s consistent.
it doesn’t accuse me of cheating when i wear mascara.
also, this mug has handle. (unlike him.)

product features:
11oz white ceramic mug – strong, dependable, and doesn’t gaslight you

printed in the uk – designed by people who’ve had enough

dishwasher & microwave safe – unlike your last relationship, this can take the heat

ideal for tea, coffee, or emotional support beverages

perfect for:
post-breakup self-care

divorce party favours

your unbothered bestie

passive-aggressive workplace sipping

reminding yourself daily that you dodged a red flag in human form

fast uk dispatch | small biz owned | drama sold separately
🛒 buy now and enjoy the one relationship that won’t fall apart.