Funny mug – emotional damage mug – poetic breakup gift for the heartbreak survivors

emotional damage mug – poetic breakup gift for the heartbreak survivors
If you’ve ever stared at your tea wondering how the hell you fell for someone who only existed in your head — this mug gets it.

This isn't just a mug. It's a therapeutic slap in ceramic form, for anyone who’s survived a relationship built entirely on lies, false hope, and a suspicious amount of gaslighting. Poetic. Painful. And a little bit petty.

what’s printed:
side 1:
you weren’t real. just a figment of my fcked-up hope.*

side 2:
i loved the version of you that never existed.

product details:
11oz white ceramic mug – dependable unlike him

strong black print – emotionally, at least one thing here is bold

microwave & dishwasher safe – suitable for hot drinks and hotter breakdowns

uk made – printed with pain and precision by our small business

ideal for:
emotional support tea

post-breakup gift

friends who need to hear “you’re not crazy”

closure, in a mug

sipping while journaling furiously at 2am

fast dispatch | safe packaging | closure not included
🛒 buy now and let this mug say the things your therapist is too polite to.