Funny Valentine's Day Mug: I Love You But Pizza

Give your love (or someone you tolerate) a gift that says what you really feel with this hilarious and oh-so-slightly offensive mug.

Here's why this mug is the perfect anti-Valentine's Day statement:

It's blunt and to the point: No need for cheesy pickup lines or forced declarations of affection. This mug gets right to the heart of the matter (pun intended).
It's funny: Because let's be honest, Valentine's Day can be kind of ridiculous. This mug pokes fun at the whole over-the-top commercialism of it all.
It's a conversation starter: Guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least a raised eyebrow) from anyone who sees it.
It's perfect for the person who has everything: Because who needs another box of chocolates or a dozen roses? This mug is something they'll actually use (and probably giggle at every time they do).
So ditch the boring Hallmark cards and predictable chocolates this year. Give the gift of laughter with this rude and hilarious Valentine's Day mug